if i died would you start the facebook group?
you know what sucks? talking to chicks you dont want to have sex with
I need to stop fucking people before I get to know them
I knew I was in the wrong bar when "I have a daughter your age" was some random's pick up line.
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I blacked out the second time 3am rolled around. My brain was taking a beating trying to do that math.
Trying to convince my mother to let me take some of my sisters Lortab to sell is not going well
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
wine lets you be on time to class apparently
This is a dangerous realization
Also, sorry about chilling in just the towel last night. You know I have ADD and somehow even after looking at you, I forgot I'm not the only person living there right now
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Hooked up with a 20 year old. Only reason I did was cos I thought he was 18
I gave up great shower sex to be here so don't say I never did anything for our friendship.
"Because this is an ongoing legal matter" is how his morning after sex text began. So...
I bought a machete, tennis balls, and matches. How is this NOT going to be a great night?
Hmmm, well all I'm saying is don't do anything too irrational because you miss him and are blinded by his large penis.
When the nurses wouldn't let him smoke in the hospital he decided to just roll around on the floor.
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