it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
my boyfriend just told me he used to have genital herpes. I was gonna have sex with him, but now it's SOOO over.
what kind of stupid fuck tells you that BEFORE sex? he is definitely not a keeper.
This is a mass text: my birthday is tomorrow, and I want a full day of birthday sex. Send me your availabities. Time slots begin at noon
At 4 am, making my walk of shame, the hotel security followed me to my car with his flashlight shined directly on me. I felt like either a criminal or like I was about to get raped. Can't a girl sneak out of a hotel room without an actual spotlight on her?!?!?!
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He's going to be my graduation present to myself.
You just wrote a check for drugs...pretty sure you don't have cash for beer..
TOUCH YOURSELF. DO IT.
I don't think that's how you're supposed to sext
it still weirds me out that Robin Thicke is Alan Thicke's son
So you let the Viking explore your nether regions?
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There aren't enough words in the English language to fully describe how worried I am for your dick. And the rest of you, I suppose.
the bartender goes "wow its so good to see you sober" and gives me a hug
He started talking about getting a puppy together. So of course I went down on him later
I accepted my type is not "conventionally attractive" when she asked me "Him? Are you sure?" 5 times in front of him last night
I told you about the baby at the graduation party that looked into my eyes and knew I was empty inside
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
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