Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
my entire walk over here no one looked in my eyes. Period Boobs are BAACKKK.
Woke up naked in another mans house. If that keeps happening, then I probably need to go gay. You know to make it ok.
I bruised his dick. I bruised his dick WITH MY MOUTH!! I've never felt more accomplished.
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You said "It's ok guys, I know I'm not really a turtle" and then tried walking on the lake.
you should break up with her....give her the gift of reality
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
The fool I made of myself at the Ugly Christmas Sweater party last night was surpassed this morning when I walk of shamed 6 miles at 7am with one mysterious wet leg and no pants on. I think my mom saw me and waved.
You are the only person I have ever seen offer your other drink to the bouncer on two fors night
Bouncers are people too...giant angry people
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No lie. I was hooking up with a former football player at UT and mid-hookup I yelled "I'M FRATERNIZING WITH THE ENEMY"
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
Literally the only clue I have to try and figure out my blackout adventures is a draft on twitter that just says "Mummies alive!"
Is there anything more American than getting day drunk and watching Hulk Hogan promos?
My boss spotted an injured PIGEON outside the front door this morning (at 3:30am) and requested that I catch it and take it to the vet. Catch it with what! Take it where!These requests have gone too far...
Vulcans are sexy now IT HAS BEEN WAY TOO LONG SINCE I'VE GOTTEN LAID
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