your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
I am currently prioritizing my hw by splitting into things i can and things i cant do drunk. Oh college
my brother is a facebook fan of two things: God, and Rhianna. if he's not a prime example of the rare "baptist closeted gay," i don't know who is.
If fate has that penis in my future.....I'm down.
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she was mad because i didn't remember our fuckaversary. fuck buddies are getting too demanding..
We left an ass print on the piano.
Pre-drinking/conditioning my liver for this impending hurricane party associated with cat. 2 hurricane Irene. Be ready to roll in a weather channel minute.
My fridge broke, and apparently the back is missing. The repair guy just fixed it with a pizza box. I didn't ask where the box came from, but it wasn't mine. Reason #20 why rent is cheap.
who started the 'put a scrunchy' around his balls' game?
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He just walked from his house to mine. Walked in and asked for a hug and then left.. And he's sober.
What happened to my knees?
You ate shit in front of the homeless people. They applauded.
well don't blame me. sometimes vibrators go missing and people get angry. these things happen
I just jerked off in front of my dog to make him jealous of my thumbs. There are consequences for stealing the last cheeto!
I got unbelievably drunk yesterday, need some time off. Apparently pulling your balls out to make your buddy's girlfriend miss beerpong shots is frowned upon.
The only thing I want for my birthday is a divorce from you.
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