dude she wont stop talking about little people big world...she said my penis looked like zach roloff and took a picture with her phone?
I guess i tried to text 911 last night with "someone stole my bong." Thank god that doesn't work...
Have you not heard of Jennifer's supreme lust for William Shatner? She wants to eat Taco Bell off of his love handles
My sheets, bed, and bathroom are covered in blood. She needed 14 stitches after a trip to ER. This is the last white girl I ever hookup with.
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You are the only person I know that goes to a bar enough to charge your iPhone there....
That's two mile stones in one shot. A ginger and that's my third ashley.
Its funny that cleaning up pieces of water balloons and shot glasses every morning is becoming a routine
the parents are super pissed...made eye contact with the mom while going down on another girl
Thinking about adopting a 16 yr old here. Her name is Abby and she likes vodka. We've bonded. I need a sober driver n e ways...
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As I sit on the toilet at 4 am I realize tonight could have gone a lot better
Is it wrong that the only reason I'd want Savannah in my wedding party is to watch her whore around and drink?
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
I did my walk of shame through a safeway at 8am to get YOUR hangover bagels. You're welcome asshole
The taste of regret at 8am, yup that taste is Jack Daniel's
we have beer and we're watching the birds have sex in our yard.
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