why is there an outline of nathan's body on my wall in whip cream?
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
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There is no way that a naked man in your kitchen can be explained-away as a "misunderstanding."
Thanksgiving. This year's theme: I am thankful that I still have a liver.
I Pavlov-trained him by smacking him in the nuts anytime I caught him looking at another girl in public. To this day, he's afraid to break eye contact with me in a restaurant if a tall busty blonde walks in.
There's a lady lying down on the sidewalk in front of our building smoking a cig
We may not see eye-to-eye on much, but I'm definitely willing to let you see eye-to-vagina again.
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Anyone see the sob who took the piñata?
I didn't want sex last night, but she charmed my dick out of my pants like a snake charmer.
Thanks so much for having me, I'm really sorry that I almost caused your dog to catch on fire and also for breaking your doorknob
Today, this cop risk his life to save me from a sink hole but all I could do is laugh, I was so stoned
You said the best orgasm you ever had, you gave to yourself. your boyfriend looked really disappointed. so did half the room.
your mission the party friday: cockblock me at ALL costs. I've cheated on my boyfriend twice. I feel like three times would be crossing some sort of line...
and no, I don't care how how hot he is
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