Stop blaming waffle house for all your problems
She literally thanked me for asking before I put in her ass
Cool, so I just walked in on my grandfather checking his prostate in the kitchen.
I'm full of awesome ideas
Yesss you are. Im full of confusion. I keep finding peanut butter on my legs...
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If i need to get strippers involved i will.
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
Its... i dont even know. theres lots of rap music and i cant find my shoes
I saw Nicolas Cage's face in the moon. Those were good shrooms.
I slept with someone only because he got my Simon Birch impression. It was a new low.
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So I'm already mostly naked in a kind of bed but obviously too lazy to take my boots off. It's like January 1st is already here
I'm trimming my pubes right now and the battery was wearing down. So I chose to only trim one side. I cut the right side down and now I look like pubic two-face. Right all trim and near and left like a caveman.
He made her leave because she liked Top-Ramen better than Maruchaun. He's my hero.
you gave me money for the cab and then walked home..
Want to come over and dangle your tits on top of me like a skewer?
I picked up a towel, and butt beads fell out of it.
Oh yeah... Surprise!
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