We named our saturday intramural dodgeball team "we're hungover". Pretty much just an excuse to fuel my alcoholism on friday nights.
For the amount I put out, I should be going on way more dates.
bring money and cleavage
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
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either i blacked out mid-sex but remember the beginning and end, or he really only lasted a couple of minutes
Is 10 pm too early to booty call a freshman?
apparently it isn't appropriate to tell a coworker who is eating celery because it's "negative calories" that a blowjob is too
You kept hugging the big bouncer & feeling the other ones beard
Speaking of ejaculate, did you get the side of your car cleaned off?
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I normally need adult supervision or a babysitter, but I refuse to let someone keep me from making irresponsible and wrong decisions at the bar on my last bday ill ever have in texas
So I fucked him. Then I MC Hammer'd to the bathroom, where I did the robot in celebration of my accomplishment. And then I spent 10 mins fixing my toilet. But YOLO.
No, I'm just drunk and was excited cause a hot stranger bought me tacos.
the night was just a blur of sex and pie
i refuse to sex anyone who doesn't get my lord of the rings references. no exceptions.
I'm pmsing pretty hard.. .just cried 3 times while eating a Hershey bar dipped in peanut butter
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