dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
She's in the bathroom crying cuz she can't get the condom out of her giner. Do you have tongs?
I am laying on the kitchen floor eating cold chicken fingers and drinking wine. welcome to my new years party.
Isn't the perk of being in a relationship not having to put in effort for sex?
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i just shit on the floor of my room. my roommate was in the bathroom, my choices were limited.
in hindsight, $10 Malibu buckets were a terrible idea...
IF CHARLIE SCHEEN CAN DO IT I CAN DO IT IM A PROFESSONAL
It was awful. Mid hookup he started reading the titles of the books over my bed, which were about Russian imperial history. He then started asking me questions about the class I was reading the books for. I was like "WE HAVE TIME FOR THAT LATER, PLEASE CONTINUE."
The neighbors outside are screaming at one another about God knows what and everyone is too scared to go outside and we NEEd more beer
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If you die first, I'm going to sleep with a pallbearer at your funeral.
You're lucky you got out when you did, about an hour later the girl in the Franzia box started wrestling everyone.
I woke up wearing my panties and an eyelash, soo I'd say your birthday was a success.
I'm having post-experience "why didn't I fuck her in a public bathroom" regrets
I've decided that I'm okay with you getting a goat. I have to get over my completely rational fear of goats somehow.
We had sex in the church bell tower and somehow it still feels right.
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