you just used "cock block" and "youth group" in the same sentence. somethings wrong with you.
so sad. i just ate the last good 'n' plenty out of the bottom of my purse.
Yeah, sam & jessica were trying to have sex and you walked in & started coaching them through it with a fake hulk hogan mustache on.
I just had cybersex with some guy from the Netherlands for 2 HOURS instead of doing my History project...how's your break going?
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After we were finished she said "That was like marriage sex". Should I take that as a compliment or insult?
All I want is a camelback full of Jameson and the weather to be cool enough for me to wear rainbow spandex. Ugh. Pride problems.
I got kicked out of the bar for suggesting that the bartender drop her tits into my Redbull instead of the usual liquor
I just remembered something. Did we really all flash the cab driver to get half off?
Dude, you vomitted into a trashcan wearing your bear hands and high heels. Your drug dealer even said that was rough.
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Youre having a picnic
Yeah but all we have is vodka, so it's getting a bit out of hand.
I gave him head while despicable me 2 played in the background. I think I disappointed the minions
Don't be weirded out, but my bondage straps are made of my ex boyfriend's curtains
On a brighter more disgusting note...... I think I just shart myself but I'm too afraid to find out.
I really need to stop having sex.. I haven't been able to get a brush through the back of my hair for a good week and a half
He weighed maybe 130, his dick had to be 30 of it. SO BIIIIG.
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