What I lack in compassion I make up for in lack of compassion
not only did i manage to get kicked out of the bar, i also got kicked out of denny's. i didnt even know that was possible.
4 maple syrup blunts. Decided to sit on my roof and count the snowflakes that landed on my tongue. 84.
You coming out tonight? We gotta hang out before I move to Madison. BTW I'm moving to Madison.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I am drunk at a castle and it isn't even 3. Europe is amazing.
I have a scary feeling my mom might switch her goals from finding me a husband in 2012 to sending me to rehab
it was either a cry for help or you were gargling vodka. we didnt care either way.
I left a care package of Jack Daniel's, pancake mix and porn in your apartment. Merry fucking Christmas.
I puked on myself in front of a customer. all. over. myself. thanks Saturday nights
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
I'm missing a sock, a boot, and antlers. We need to get on that.
PA to anyone at the party last night and wondering where your pants are: they are in my backyard.
Just stuck all that extra cocaine money we made in a savings account...like a responsible adult..
I just spent a solid 3 minutes trying to figure out how to send a smell through my phone
The paramedics said she just kept whispering "I just wanted to party"
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