Just looked in the bathroom mirror before getting to this exam to see If I look as bad as I feel & the answer is no. I look amazing, even in yesterday's clothes
Regardless, you never quit out of your interenet. You left your porn on the living room comp. Then you passed out four feet from the chair with your hand still down your pants. We decided that we should go back to her place instead. Worlds best wingman.
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
I wish we never smoked. I'm literally laying in bed opening and closing my eyes, just hoping a hot dog stand will appear in the room.
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We woke up under the ping pong table holding hands.
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
no. 1 rule of bromania: no females
I think you'll appreciae more than anyone that I'm renting my parking spot out for a half gallon of vodka a month.
it would be cheaper just to buy a dildo to intimidate people with.
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He fucked a girl named Oreo... He deserved syphilis.
I screamed so bad because I thought he was going for my sandwich forgetting it was in my hand
I think the paper my teacher just handed back to me had one of his pubes on it, I'm way too hungover for this
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
That's true because who the fuck doesn't love Harry Potter and beer
I promised her I would shit on your driveway. There's nothing that you or I can do about it now.
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