remind me tomorrow that nothing happen between me and the guy who's shirt i'm wearing
We walked in and the first thing we heard was, "OH SHIT! White chicks!" Naturally, I made some new male friends.
This guy just walked into class and first thing he did was grab the garbage can, walk to his desk and say "just in case"
Lets start the night off early. Those Coronas arent going to throw themselves up.
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The look I see on guys faces when they realize my nipples are pierced remind me of when my mom used to come home from the grocery store and surprise me with poptarts.
I still think he fell and scraped his elbow and lost his credit card buying 8 hot chocolates for hobos
He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
Also I'm eating leftovers with a pair of bullet removal forceps (unused) because I don't have a fork.
REWARD BLOWJOB!! STAY RIGHT WHERE YOU ARE I'LL BE THERE IN FIVE MINUTES.
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the girl whose rug I peed on is here
I just ate your leftovers whilst watching Garfield and Friends. Thank you across the board.
she's a drunken disney princess. so basically me if i had a crown and no desire for independence.
I didn't even respond. Just letting the crazy settle before I calmly fuck his shit up.
I'll be back in a hour going with Jason to get his nipples tattooed back on again
someone at the bars was yelling at the bouncer to let him in because he "just passed through the 7 levels of the candy cane forrest" soulmate?
go meet him and give him your number.
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