No she wasnt mad! I told her that I "mis-remembered" nailing her friend.
He ate me out. It was like watching him trying to win a pie eating contest
Just heard a guy discussing with someone else the amazing blow job you gave him. I’m in New York. Over 2 hours away from where you live. I have never been more proud.
I just used a tire swing as a toilet. I think I'm gonna pass out here so I can see the look on the first kid who uses it in the morning.
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our school mascot just walked into class and threw condoms everywhere. welcome to college
my coke dealer is running a Black Friday special
I mean come on, he's the best quarterback in the state and doesn't even know how to put on condom
The great thing about skinny blondes is that they're all interchangeable.
Swear to god, if I have to wingman for you on my honeymoon I'm gonna be pissed
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I am wrecking havoc on the skinny girls by going home with the big one. She is taking me to see her dog now.
I'm in your room because it's a safe space. Is it ok to pee in here?
I don't want to get pregnant doggy style. That's sad.
He screamed like a woman when he came then proceeded to sing "you [we] are the champion" by Queen. I think I'm in love.
Who put the toilet in the living room? This is extremely inconvenient right now.
He burst in the bathroom while I was peeing to hand me my beer I was looking for earlier tht night. And my pants were already down so I thought why not
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