I know they r crazy. However porn on a big screen is an easy commitment. They come with mute, stop, fast fwd and replay buttons. if only all women came that way...
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I think whatever his name is just puked on the stairs. Just an fyi for the morning. Love you.
when you agree to fuck a guy it does by NO means make it okay for his roommate to hide in the closet with doritos and watch
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Complete silence. Background Willy Wonka music. An empty back of Lay's BBQ chips. These are the ingredients for an extreme acid trip.
thanks for the bloody nose. you probably dont remember, i'm not mad.. only because your boobs are to blame
Drinking ketchup directly out of the bottle does not make it tomato juice.
I just watched a stripper purchase $43 of Rockstar and corn nuts. Godamnit! We need helmet cams.
I just want to sit my fat ass down at McDonald's and never leave
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When dressing for a 3way, how do I convey to the other chick I care enough to look pretty but not so much that it's a huge deal?
Enough talk of my burning loins. How is your day?
You just sat there staring at your apple and saying "I'm so glad you're here" to it every time you took a bite.
Don't mind me, I'm just walking 2 miles across campus with no jacket, covered in highlighter, and carrying a hair extension. Gotta love miami!
Reading becomes significantly more difficult when people are having crazy loud sex in an adjoining room
"Why is there a bottle of Tequila taped to the fan?"
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