i effin hate jeff goldbloom.
but i totally would still bang him
Oh my god you would drunk register for a marathon.
i got really high and listened to the spongebob squarepants theme song and, i swear to god, it was in german.
well after this past weeked you can expect to see me on maury playing a little game called "who's the father"
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Its 4 am and he honestly tried throwing pizza at his ceiling for decorations
Btw, just wanna point out that you've hooked up with two guys whose birthdays are today. Congratulations, you have a type!
The cop was more concerned with the syringes on the dash board than looking for the source of the smoke. Thank god for diabetes!
I did what any insensitive guy would do bought her friends shots and tried to fuck them
I think I just ate eggs off of a plate covered in cocaine.
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He called me on my way to the bathroom and told me he wanted to hear me pee my beers out... That. Drunk.
Is cat milk safe for human consumption?
I only have one kid whom I wish to hit in the face with an active jackhammer. How's work?
I was just at Kroger and saw some guy with a steelers balloon... ran up to him and popped it. NO RAGRETS.
He is a real estate investor who’s face I’m going to sit on.
not being a booty call is very strange. Who knew there was so much time for activities at night!
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