Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
whoa...plan B gets you drunker quicker.
She asked me to facebook all the girls I'd hooked up with. She started crying when I started my search with A.
You were telling the cab driver that you believe in him and just to follow his dreams
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I just ate a can of beans for dinner so I can afford to go get a 5$ bottle of wine. I really did not think these choices would still be necessary at age 25.
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
I just remember going to take a piss and looking down on the floor and thinking "that looks comfortable" and then I was out.
Had a dream I beat up niall then madeout with him while snorting coke out of a dragons egg
If I wasn't stoned and knee deep in cheese and crackers I'd help.
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Idk what was more embarassing, seeing her face when I finished, or seeing her roomates faces thru the door..
My little sister just helped me edit my nudes so that's how my night is going
Sorry again for almost setting you on fire.
this is the second night in a row i've fucked a guy i met on craigslist. and it wasn't even a post for sex. i posted a housing ad. A HOUSING AD
I can handle him. I'm made of spite and hot wings.
The guy at the liqiour store just said "Wow haven't seen you in awhile, is everything okay?"
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