Should I be offended if he asked if he could use saran wrap to eat me out?
just heard a swedish guy suck in helium and speak in his accent. top 5 favorite moments. ever.
She told me she wanted to wax my ass. I'm terrified and oddly aroused.
I've never been so embarrassed. It's like waking up as Fred Durst.
i took a picture of my dick. with a stick figure drawn on it. and a paper hat taped to the tip. and i call i the mayor of Dickville
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
Every time I someone I meet again from that wedding it turns into the "Oh your the guy who puked in the hallway and passed out in front of the elevator."
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
I'm watching Russian dudes pole-dance. For research.
If you bet guys that you can drink them under the table they will pay for your drinks all night until they pass out. I have this down to a science that I think even my dad would appreciate.
I climbed up on the tank of the toilet so I could take a slo-mo vid of myself pissing into the garbage can, but the base of the toilet shattered and I had to bail.
Leaves on the ground. Coffee in one hand and your man in my other. Lovely fall morning.
..and by hang out i don't mean fucking then going back home i mean let's get something to eat & watch a movie and fuck sometime in between.
He put on star wars porn, i thought it was hilarious last night but now i'm wondering why he has star wars porn
He was eating me out on a samsung washing machine and as soon as I came, I heard the "end of cycle" song. That tune will now always remind me of the screaming, multiple orgasms I recieved tonight!
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