They have glow in the dark condoms. That's so scary.
Something like a penis light saber.
it was like his penis was on wheels.
I am sleeping on the floor in your room so if you have sex in here just don't roll on me
I was hoping we just happened to wake up naked and I hadn't fucked him.... no such luck.
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Her tits were the only thing that upgraded her from "no way in fuck" to "drunken mistake"
OMG. if college stays like this, theres no way i wont be pregnant by first semester
I'm sorry. I really don't see what's wrong with pregaming before a wine tasting.This champagne won't drink itself.
The wine tasting is just for charity anyways...
using blue streamers we found on the bathroom floor was probably not the best substitute for toilet paper.
Holy christ fuck what has my trainwreck of a life come to just blew a 17 year old so help me god
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Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
I'm in the power napping at parties stage of my life
just got permission to expense a nerf gun
I found a video of us drunkenly yelling "we wanna be the Pope" as we passed around the blunt
Sex in a tree, bucket list CHECK!
You do realize it’s only a matter of time before I have a bad day and come home with an alpaca?
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