what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
It's like having an annoying little brother who wants to have sex with you
Bottle rocket just missed my head by about 3 inches. Of course I'm being safe
My mom said "I don't want to fund your drug problem" so she gave me a gift card to the book store. I now have a 420 page book on growing weed.
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This will be the 3rd time you have blacked out and lost your phone only to have some kind stranger find it, charge it, call me, then mail it back to you. Your luck amazes me...
I'm pregnant.
The fact that this number is not in my contacts is giving me hope it's a wrong number???
I just remember dedicating a shot to me giving you head so it was obviously a good night
You know what's even more awkward then buying plan b from someone who is a member at the gym you work at... When they come in after that day and have that look of recognition
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
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I mean I could but due to my age and being a mother and all I feel it's poor judgment to give fellatio in a public establishment.
We could probably bang our way to enlightenment. However acid helps.
I kept screaming that he looked like Khal Drogo and rode around the bar on his back.
I promise it wsnt a penis when i put it in my mouth
Now I know Sunday Funday means fucking till you loose your voice.
I hate when he takes the condom off to cum all over me. It defeats the purpose.
It’s like having a barf bag and choosing to puke in your own lap.
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