dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
I can handle NPR. I speak hippie. I took it in college.
He shit in the bushes next to the pool at the Venetian, after throwing up in the hallway. You really can do anything in Vegas.
Just assessed the damage in the bath. Two love bites. One bruise on the inner thigh. Strange awareness of what i'm assuming is my cervix. I've definitely missed you. x
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the guy was wearing a viagra shirt, i knew what i got myself into.
I don't know what you told him but please make him stop telling me about his new video camera and winking
do you know how ratchet you have to be to get kicked out of a drag club on Halloween weekend??
at least I have the sex noises of his roommate to entertain me while I wait for him to wake up
Highlight of the weekend: getting roundhouse kicked in the dick while switching from reverse cowgirl.
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Itd be nice if there was a level of interest in me somewhere in between the indifference and obsession that I've only been attracting
you weren't there so I had to flirt with him on your behalf
Im quite confident that my struggle with sobriety ended last night sometime after dinner
Jus pulled over and stole. Corn out of a. Field. ... get on my level
Hey. You got pizza and sex. How much more can you ask for?
The thing about online classes is the prof can't tell this mug is full of beer.
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