Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
This guy has a retainer. We're golden.
Hey babe, chan wants you to stop texting her about the size of TJ's dick. please.
I believe that I finger-banged my way to the top of the corporate ladder.
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And we hooked up in the carwash. I told you our creative juices were flowing today.
Last night you were talking while puking saying, "ahh the shoes and the purse, I'm gonna have to wash those"
I need you to come over. Im crying, day drinking and working out simultaneously.
i don't know how it's possible. but i just bought groceries for a week with the money i made off returning empties
Are we talking about who knows if I'll get naked pictures of you with a broadsword or who knows if I'll be surprised?
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Within the span of 10 minutes, I managed to make a slip 'n slide on his stomach, threatened to pee on him, kneed myself in the eye, and almost fell asleep on the toilet....in that order.
I can still taste the Jäger. I'm gonna shoot myself.
I feel like it could help stop wars and begin world peace and the continents can unite for one Monday because chicken fries come back today
I'm still questioning who dropped me off last night. So successful wedding?
Is kiddo a correct name to call someone who you stuck your dick in?
OMG OMG OMG I just throwed up in his pillow case when he wentto start the sho wer, time to grab my bra and bounce!!!
Wow.
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