Yours is on the dinner table...mine is in my underwear drawer.
well we can cross tagging a chick in a movie theatre off the list of things to do before we die
It was all about her orgasm last night. I felt like a human dildo.
i just entered cocaine into my calorie counter.
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Well that wasnt the exboyfriend i expected to hook up with today
Well, I plan on starting the night dressed as little red riding hood. Then I plan on finishing the night dressed as a shit show in a red cape.
most desperate stoner moment might have been when we filled the bong up with pond water
desperate times, desperate measures
Just woke up with an entire pack of Oreos in my cheetah onesie. I've been waiting for this moment forever.
Once you've had an oral std scare, you're an expert.
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That's the 3rd guy I've made pass out from a bj. I may have super powers.
We broke up. My life is now 7 inches less.
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
I assure you, it was not a Porn Hub Bee Movie parody.
they gave me money. the money smells like weed. also they gave me weed
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
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