Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
he looked like jesus. just the kind of jesus i would have sex with.
Yeaaah, so cabbie laughed at me, and said, "rough nite? Let me find you some music" . apparently OPP is the appropriate ride of shame soundtrack.
I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
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You kept throwing bottles at the dorm across the courtyard and when anyone told you to stop you just said "who are you? Al Gore?"
I've now graduated to the level of gay where I can tell Tegan and Sara apart.
Hot Italian guy literally came into my logic class just to get my number to study with me and left. America.
Okay I shall begin. Thank you Swedish chef
Hurrfy smmurdshy burrfst!
That is the exact response I was looking for.
Best thing she said after I kicked her out "rugby guys have single handedly ruined my faith in men"
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Turns out Edward 40 hands and life-sized jenga is really hard...Didn't stop you from trying. How is your concussion?
just had sex in my dorm hall public bathroom while wearing my favorite cat sweater. tonight was a win
Somehow my family started talking about sex toys at breakfast.
I dont think the chain smoking, tequila shots or cocaine was good for my bronchitis.
omg last night while walking home from your house I stole a seatless bike and carried it into my next door neighbors kitchen.. we just looked It up online it's an antique and worth $500 dollars
The smell of pee and coconut conditioner still makes me think of him
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