zippers are such a cool invention
Never underestimate the healing power of vomiting and a bath.
I was just given a safe word. It's going it be an interesting night.
He just came in my nostril. Never look down when a guy is pulling out during missionary.
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i decided i'll just settle for a gay guy who can manage to fuck me like the straight guys do. but here i go again, talking about my dream man.
i am going to show so many millionaires my nipple
Maybe your new years resolution should be not to fuck in Sears bathroom anymore.
Even completely stoned shes amazing on the piano. There are like 7 people sitting on the ground listening to her like she's the messiah.
i get drunk faster, i spend less money on food, and i'm losing a shit ton of weight. depression and its pills are doing wonders for me
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The sad thing is; I'm getting used to walking around feeling like I could hurl at any minute.
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
As soon as I got there, you appeared out of no where, yelled "they're giving away free cigarettes!" in my face and then disappeared and I didn't see you the rest of the night.
All I want to do is drink an excessive amount of free alcohol bought from strange men, while taking frequent trips to the bathroom to snort an assortment of illicit drugs off dirty toilet seats. Break cannot get here quick enough...
Is it acceptable to pay for WiFi on flights solely for the purpose of getting on Tinder to find a sugar daddy on the plane that doesn’t mind upgrading me to first class?
Do it. You’re flying for two weddings. You’re gonna need that first class.
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
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