Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
we were taking shots of hot tequila, which is even worse than it sounds
Last night was so much fun. i kept trying to lick everyone
As a driver I hate pedestrians, and as a pedestrian I hate drivers, but no matter what the mode of transportation, I always hate cyclists.
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gave myself the "you're a really good girlfriend" talk on the way to where i intentionally cheated on him. i am my own drunken therapist.
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
its not that he announces that he can deep throat a banana its the fact he knows he can and it makes me wonder how he found out
I got rejected. By another girl. At a red light. In front of seven shirtless cyclists in the middle of the night. How is that normal?!?
My neighbors are outside blasting Hootie and the Blowfish while drunkenly hitting a stump with a hammer. I could get used to this.
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i ran into my coworkers when i was walking home last night. i was shirtless. i think i gave my shirt to Walter. he's a cat.
im still drunk. birthday week begins.
When did we convert life to cartoon?
NoShamevember. You game?
I left for five minutes and Chris wound up half in women's clothes, half naked. And the naked half was covered in shamrock stickers.
COCAINE AND SUSPENSFUL BBC SHOWS DO NOT WORK.
Just looked at the TV in the bar for the weather report. Didn't want to walk home drunk during a tornado warning
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