I may be a little high but I'm pretty sure my alphabet soup has only Os in it
We call that spaghetti Os
Just downloaded the entire Justin Bieber album sober.. I think you know how I'm doing.
how bad would it be if i made his twitter my home page?
I just need you there to slap my dick when im flirting with her
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
We always say that. And then its 4am and someone is screaming at strippers.
I have two stamps on my hand....ones from the bar and one is from an aquarium...care to explain?
Your never gonna wash that desperation outta that sweatshirt you know.
I can only take thier stupid "I think beauty school is for me" routine so long until I have to bitch slap them with some knowledge
Roommate is hosting a 'sorority retreat' at our house. If you need to get laid, stumble on over.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Hey by the way did you notice my third nipple in my snapchat
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
I just need some breakup sex yanno like filthy wish fulfilling breakup sex to make me forget what I never had
I'm not a whore anymore. I gave up 90% of my women for you. I'm a 4-5 woman kind of guy now.
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
got cock blocked by the cops again. two of the cops were the same ones from that t bell incident and they recognized me... they still dont like me
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