That's kind of creepy but I guess since I'm wearing your dad's pants nothing is off limits anymore
Hallmark should totally make "congratulations on getting your period" cards...I feel they would be quite popular.
This guy legit just tried to LSAT formal logic his way into my pants. Contrapositives and everything.
Sometimes I worry for your future but then I remember how big your boobs are.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I just told a dude I hooked up with last night he was the pick of the litter.
I just wanted to let you know I just licked gravy off of my boobs. Just putting that out there.
So you used a whole package of smoked meat last night. Didn't eat it, just took it out and put it all over the fridge.
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
He wanted me naked, so I got naked. You can't hold that against me.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You were peeing on a bus yelling fuck public transit, congratulations.
I guess I look like the kind of girl who would buy edible, weed-infused lube.
Does he know you were at a strip club taking shots of tequila right before you babysat his son?
I will pay you in sex, beer and popcorn if you will come fold my clothes for me.
Add free use of your panini press and its a deal.
Deal.
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
right after that u started calling me g-force and started trying to bellyslide down his drive way
Randomize