Nothing too bad. Lost a stuffed horse on a stick and tore my clothes off. Again.
at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
No I'm not okay I had a crush on the singer of Tokio Hotel for four months and now you tell me he's a dude?
I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test.
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My uncles bleeding, my brother has a black eye and my moms topless in the pool... How was your family cookout?
yeah, she started doing yoga and cocaine....looks good on her.
The only alcohol in the house was a bottle of Sherry. It's like cough syrup that I shotgunned off Strawberry Shortcake's ass.
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
He was like, I wanna take it slow. I took off my bra And I was like, either we have sex now or you get out.
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the moment when you open a dick pic with your mom in the car... On your moms phone... Of your dad... Scarred for life
That was the night I realized I need to grow up and stop eating mushrooms with strange 40 year old men in convertibles.
I learned so much in Pittsburgh
These snow days are takeing a toll on my liver
This morning we had sex while he was wearing a full length fur jacket and sunglasses... I wasn't even phased
I woke up and there was a huge blow up palm tree in my bed...
If I told the doordash driver it's national nudity day, think he'd still report me for being topless at the door?
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