So how come you never look me in the eyes anymore when we make love?
Plan B is the new Plan A
ok i'm going to motor boat your sister now. ttyl
I FOUND THE PROF I'M GOING TO FUCKKKK.
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You have to stop getting hammered and preaching about that mission trip to Haiti.
almost got into it with the cashier. bitch dont look at me like that just cuz im only buying wine and icing. ill fight.
I was expecting it to be of the "I am your vagina's reckoning" caliber.
Not genetic. He's drunk and texted me a dick pic. Not genetic. Thank God!
All I know is I drank too much, danced too little.. yet somehow woke up on the floor in the arms of some cowboy.
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Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
MY HAND WILL BE UP HIS ASS IF HE DOES NOT APOLOGIZE FOR WHAT HE DID. IT WON'T BE THE GOOD-FEELING KIND OF "HAND-UP-ASS" EITHER.
Roommate charged out of his room in pajamas yelling "MAKE IT RAIN" and just threw $4,000 in fifties onto my head. My Friday night.
Thanks again for the coffee and orgasms
Good news!! I can adult!! π turning down the strip club on a weeknight has become my crowning achievement ππ
my mom tells me this morning that i was blasting teach me how to dougie at 2 am last night and refused to leave her room until she dougied with me
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