I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
Don't worry. I just took 2 benadryls and beat off. I'm practically sleep texting
Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
whiskey dick. though we did manage to break my closet door and flood the bathroom.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'm currently bartering with this guy so I can fuck his bi girlfriend. We're at 5 pizzas and he gets to watch us make-out.
He showed up 3 hours late wearing roller skates and acted like nothing was wrong with that.
my head hurts. i need an adult
and not like a cool parent adult. like a full fledged party pooper grandparent adult
ALMOST WRECKED MY SCOOTER. DAVE FRANCO HAS A TWIN AMD HE GOES HERE
I'm now having weird sexual fantasies about that riverdancing figure skater. So thanks for that.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He's like a computer from 2001 in a 2014 world. It just doesn't work. Lots of glitches.
do you think your dog feels awkward being in the background of your nudes?
I'm trying to secure Christmas dick. Idgaf if he has strep or not.
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
Sorry you saw my balls. Pregame includes a lot of shaving.
I expected my Sunday morning walk of shame dressed as a sexy Dorothy would get some scorn, but nobody seems to even care
That’s because it’s 2020. The slutty costume walk of shame is a refreshing reminder of a time when wearing masks and catching communicable diseases was a right of passage, not everyday for the foreseeable future.
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