It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
the lady in the checkout infront of me had a case of beer, two 40 oz, and activia...really??i dont' think irregularity is her problem
my affection for youporn is starting to get disturbing... i just thought about sending them a christmas card
I'm wearing boardshorts as underwear to work. This is bachelorhood
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It's not like I'm never gonna put out again. I'm a sure thing. I promise.
That's your penis' name. I've always referred to it as Alejandro secretly.
Drunk at ten am watching Californication re runs. Being divorced rules.
Why did the fire extinguisher taste lemony?
You fucked him. I baby bird fed him whiskey . I feel like we've bonded.
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Oh it's not a problem. Cleaning up the yard and disposing of 75 gallons of Jello is all I've got to look forward to today.
dont eat that thats our sex nutella.
I woke up on a navy base in a different time zone. I'm never leaving tallahassee again.
I shaved my pussy for you. If you complain about a single hair that I missed again, you will be greeted by a bush the next time you go down on me and i will MAKE YOU KEEP GOING
Woke up with a squirrel in my bed, how was your night?
I think someone tried to make a huge bowl of ramen in my bathtub. There's noodles everywhere in my bathroom.
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