Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
I was just tapping my foot in the bathroom at Penn Station just PRAYING for anonymous sex. You know how that goes.
Dude she has a fucking rock collection. Never will I ever talk to her again.
Did you wake up with "jello shots" stamped on your hand too?
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I just claimed my unemployment in Vegas. This seems wrong.
My hispanic family watching the world cup is getting too intense for me. a lit candle was just thrown at me because i walked by the tv.
Based on her brazillian stubble I would guess her plan had been to wait one more date before sleeping with me. Seems the plan was flexible.
But it's not about our feelings, it's about making the men we sleep with feel awful about their lives
I think this hangover is going to kill me. If it succeeds I would like you to read a dramatic rendition of 'Trapped in the closet' complete with interpretative dance at my funeral.
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He seems to have a lot of things figured out and most of the answers involve bourbon
May or may not have just lost a contact hanging out Anthony's sunroof. Drunk. Hint: I can only see out of one eye right now.
Though I feel a moral obligation to take you there, point out all of the male supervisors and slap you on the wrist and yell, "NO!!"
Did you put pizza in my boxers last night?
I left you 4 hours ago. Have you been walking around with shit in your pants all day?
my last search of the night was "the physics of green eggs and ham" what the fuck
Just make sure you put pants on
....then im not going
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