Oh man I wish you'd been in the car w/ me today. I followed a school bus home filled w/ young boys and I flipped them off the entire way. They loved it.
I don't get calzones all look the same but taste so different
i think i just puked on my phone
we live great lives
I have now ridden the bus with a ninja, a samurai and Jesus. Who says the bus is for losers.
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I'm sober in pajamas at a bar. Nothing is ok about that statement.
Yeah. she rolled up to the party on a unicycle then peed in the bushes. TA of the year.
at least if we puke, we will be surrounded by beautiful, non-judgemental trees.
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
Let's just say trying to drink my weight in apple pie shots looked better in theory.
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By the way, anytime you want to go toe to toe on Doggystyle lyrics just let me know!
Who is this? Did we just become best friends?!
I turned off my domesticated goddess switch over 2 years ago and idk how to turn it back on. So in the mean time I'll dodge this gf bullet and eat free steak for as long as possible
Welp. It's confirmed. There is literally no lube on this entire island. Fuck me. More accurately, don't fuck me.
I was literally so lonely last night that I stopped watching a video on porn hub and just read the comments
Drunk is a universal language darling
Rationing the toilet paper. Only one wipe allowed. I'm scared to move too much.
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