So I just did the walk of shame at dunkin... A lady told me me I was really dressed up and I told her I was going to a luncheon.
When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
He is like the real live version of the state fair..
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
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I petted my head, told my hair it felt beautiful and needed to be let free. Then pulled out my pony tail. Cheers to weed. I lose.
Ps you missed quite a show. I was for some reason whipping my hair back and forth and head butted the tip jar. It shattered and now I have a circular bruise on my forehead. All the bartenders hit the floor to get all the quarters.
Trying to ignore the fact that a kid I hooked up with twice just gave me spare keys to his house ... and car.
Just got high and apologized to my vagina for getting chlamydia
Some girl came up to us crying that she lost her phone and you said "if it's meant to be, let it be"
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reason #326 why I'm still single.... my date just told me there's a little boy ghost that lives in his closet because he likes his music.
Same I threw up in 3 different cities already today
Have you ever given your heart and soul to someone and they turn out to be nothing but a great fuck that makes a mean grilled cheese because same
Just shared a bacon biscuit with my cat.... Life is weird for me right now
Man, it's really obvious that I was either handcuffed or tied up last night. Either way, not something you'd want coworkers knowing.
You're lucky I'm holding your vagina in my best interests
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