I was up until 12:30 making that damned grammar test for my freshmen then I caught myself running through the verb tenses when I was giving him head.
"I have sucked, I will suck, I will have suck, I am sucking..." I've never felt more like a nerdier slut than last night.
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
When are you comin back?
probably mid next week, depending on when i finish my remaining half gallons
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that's why you don't digest questionable powders from girls wearing tutus at a dirty club
It's nights like those I refer to my life motto: You can't be just friends with someone after you've seen their genitals.
I woke up at 6am to a knock and a naked guy at my window.
My philosophy professor just told the class that he is suspicious of dolphins. The stoner in front of me totally gets it. I need to start getting high for this class.
I finished masturbating now I'm eating french toast crunch. What is life, and what are friends.
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I will go to bed dreaming of sexy Olympians carting me on a throne to the beach where they feed me pizza and champaign and massage my head/wash it like the hair dresser does.
We fucked like animals on that lion king beanbag chair that your mom got you for your 10th bday
You wouldnt listen to us when we told you there was no place that was selling girlscout cookies at 4:30am...
They left me at home... I'm a liability
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
"I mean like shit happens" should never be an excuse for anything
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