What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
We woke up next to each other with a mutual look of disgust, and then he left. I knew I should have gone for the younger brother.
i just rolled a joint on the giving tree. that book has given me so much.
so, the parking garage attendent caught us humping in the car. long story short, we have free parking whenever we want! take that abstinence.
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woke up to the trail of sugar cubes leading to my bed........was i that uncooperative last night
she tossed me in the back of the car and said "god gave u the gift of life and I wanna swallow it"
I made him sleep with a condom on and i passed out on the carpet with only a bra on.
ecstacy + fleshlight = not all that upset about being newly single anymore
Withdrawals are gods way of saying "you're still my bitch"
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I just threw up again because I opened my eyes... God is laughing. I resorted to taking the Mexican Dramamine because I feel seasick from walking. Not helping.
I have the most nasty and explicit wet dreams of my boss that I'm embarrassed to look him in the face. I'd be pregnant or promoted if he only knew
I threw up in my backpack last night, but at least it wasn't in the pizza box again
When your job has killed your spirit to the point that you don't want to flirt with the cute, tall guy at Enterprise
GIRL PLEASE. GO BACK AND POP THE TITTY OUT
I'm not 100 percent on this, but I think I just shit a lump of cement. What the fuck happened last night?
I feel like it's the kind of place that would appriciate my Aladdin vest
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