I feel miserable, can't drink that much when I go out
We've been saying that since '98
She looks like an uncircumcised penis in a hat.
he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
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Every single piece. I examined every single square inch of this peanut butter and jelly sandwich. and fell in love with every inch. that high.
I love memorial day. It's drinking in the name of patriotism. God Bless America
I know everytime I get my paycheck I'm like "I should probably renew my gym membership" and then I just buy more alcohol
Because you work where i will be drunk tonight I'm asking you. Is a shirt required on Halloween?
He showed up at my house, drunk, proclaiming that he needed to fuck me...my dad let him in
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Waking up at a teachers house is a very confusing thing
Sorry I pissed in your closet and lied to your parents that it was probably a flood. He got up to go to the bathroom, expecting sex when he got back, I panicked
I only spent $42 at the bar last night, it's some sort of miracle.
you do remember it was dollar beer night, right?
That answers my next five questions
the cops drove by and you were on your back in the middle of the side walk with your arms and legs in the air yelling that you were a dead bug .
My new plan is to whip out my titties when they arrive. Maybe they won’t notice that I broke the couch fucking my boss...
I want to meet people. Preferably ones with penises
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