Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
In a world where you don't want your phone to pocket dial your parents at 2 in the morning while you're running around Florida shitfaced, Droid does.
I want to apologize in advance in the event I put my boobs in your face
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Is asking my 8-year-old brother if he will make us shot glasses in his ceramics class too far?
i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
If I ever write a book, i'm calling it "why do i work with fucktards?"
It'll be a good sequel to my other book, "why do i sleep with fucktards?"
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
By 11 pm the pants were off and there was no turning back. But on the bright side, you promised me your CDs when you died, you even signed a napkin saying so.
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We told you to act sober so to prepare yourself you started doing squats and stretching then you slapped yourself and walked in
Why were you twerking to, "The Wheels on the Bus"?
Not my fault people bought me shots. waving a shot in my face is like waving a cock in yours
you pulled out seven eyelashes and made me count them multiple times whilst crying hysterically.
Oh my god, my vagina is cursed. He's cursed my vagina so that no one but him can maintain a boner around me. I'm sure of it.
Sextember may be over, but Cocktober is just beginning!!!
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