Why are there hot girls at the dollar store?
The recession has changed everything man.
is it really high of me to have brought my own hot sauce to wendys?
My sheets, bed, and bathroom are covered in blood. She needed 14 stitches after a trip to ER. This is the last white girl I ever hookup with.
Theres a high probability there will be two hot men waiting on you in your bed when you get home for lunch.
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So watch family guy till our brains melt and then bang till our bodies hurt?
Sorrye. The bathtuv says hi. But theresno water in it. I've wanted too tell you for the longest, but nevr could
Just got a message on OkCupid from a 20-year-old who has "Momma's Boy" tattoed across his chest and thinks the earth is bigger than the sun.
Is it socially acceptable to stop at the strip club for the lunch buffet on my way to the airport?
I spent the day drinking wine and meditating. I'm zen as fuck.
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Dude I just saw a beer truck w taps in the side... It's like god heard my prayers and sent me a gift from heaven
It took me three days, but I managed to nearly get arrested on my way out of LA. Made it to the airport. Crisis averted, though. The real crime is, my flight is delayed two hours.
sweet Jesus, who thought 13 martinis was a good idea? 11 was probably sufficient.
We found you walking up the on ramp to the highway carrying a 40 mph speed limit sign with no shoes on. Rough night?
I just threw up on the way to class. Legit, on the sidewalk by psych building.
THAT WAS YOU? Psych prof just pointed out the window and said "that kids, is why you don't pregame before class"
Used my power pack to charge my vibrator so I didn't have to unplug my switch or my galaxy lamp. TECHNOLOGY!
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