I wanna bring you to show and tell
dude i totally did the walk last night came out of her room to see her dad sitting there straight lookin at me...wtf
hey everyone... booty call? my house tonight. bring friends to fuck my friends.
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
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My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
we should probably just go check in at the police station right now
I think now I understand why people say my penis is pretty.
I really hope you didn't eat the bowl of melted vanilla ice cream I left on the coffee table. Because it is not melted vanilla ice cream.
I assume some self respect is too lofty of a gift idea
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Why is there a chocalet milkshake outside our front door?
Alcohol
I'm hoarding IKEA meatballs in my purse
How I know we're old. Don knows the owner. The owner said 'How about some shots?' We said no thanks. He looked puzzled and came back later and said 'You know it's on the house?' We said 'Yeah, no thanks.'
You're a mystery wrapped in an enigma wrapped in a redhead
OMG I DIDNT READ THAT TEXT CAREFULLY CAUSE I'M ON THE DEVILS LETTUCE & I THREATENED TO PUNCH A CHILD OMG I'M SO SORRY
I would cock slap so many things if I had a cock.
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