Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
I just saw the girl you left with - Chris Hansen's looking for you
I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
I dont even clean my room anymore .. i drunk proof it for when i come back smashed with a guy
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He walked in, tore open the drawer, pulled out a condom, and slammed it shut. He was that ready.
we had to stop you from eating moldy cake.. twice.
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
I really want to know why half of my kitchen floor is missing.
Just found out my ex boss was running a whore house in the bar. Time to remove her as a reference?
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We tried to break her futon, I crushed my balls instead. You have one less reason to be jealous that my balls are insanely huge and yours are not.
We could be the people that go there! Shuffleboard n shit. Meet strippers.
You had me at shuffleboard and strippers
I wanted to be mature but the vodka was resilient.
He lit a candle for the mood and ended up lighting my hair on fire while we were hooking up...moodkiller
before i could order beers she was on stage 69ing with a stripper
You can make out without kissing
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