he wants to bone in the snuggie
this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
I'm going to let the use of the word "hella" slide considering I have sperm older than you.
i am literally watching eva make a trashbag diaper for you to sleep in tonight. whole new level of low for you.
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All she said to me last night is that when her eyes roll back, to release my choke hold.
He lectured me about the dangers of drugs while wearing a sombrero and doing interpretive dance.
My neighbor Chris is here. I am warning you, he is wearing a kilt I just saw his balls. Be incredibly careful that you don't see what I did.
idk, it started getting weird when they were looking up videos of lesbian giraffes
Sometimes I hate my life and then I remember I live in the WORLD CAPITAL OF RUM
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As part of the off-hours team building exercises, I had my new coworkers figure out to push me back to the hotel from the nearby bars in a shopping cart every night for a week.
No don't worry! What are obnoxious, alcoholic, slut roommates for if not for uplifting words and tales of my folly?!
Being in the club with your moms drunk friends > having a healthy relationship with your mom
Booty called 3 guys from my hospital bed
after the ketamine those signs on the bathroom door had little meaning to us
Dude I woke up with a handprint shaped bruise on my ass, a pong ball in my cleavage, and somebody else's gold chain around my neck. Who's house am I in?
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