ok understand this, i didn't pay for your dinner bc you said i wasn't going to get a blowjob for at least a month... this isn't a mail-in rebate deal, you gotta pay upfront
I won't be sarcastic... just naked
just saw someone climb out of the dumpster at cvs and start walking down the street like it was completely normal
I would just like to go ahead and accept my slut of the year award.
It's like 10 times better than an Oscar
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Come get your sister, she's waving a shoe about and threatened to "teabag the Shit" out of the doorman because she can't check the shoe in.
how does someone with a Masters Degree leave poop in an ashtray in the sink? It just blows my mind
Currently playing charity bingo with coworkers so if u were ever gonna send a dick pic now is the time
Dude, I'm not going to use a butt plug.
I want to see a guy holding a pizza and a bottle of scotch and a box of magnums. I'm a simple woman.
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Guess who has two thumbs and broke her boyfriends dick?
I need to stop acting like a porn star that isn't getting paid
I woke up at 3am, top off, with campus security telling me to get dressed. Tonight was a GOOD NIGHT
you have 30 seconds to convince me not to grab this guy's crotch in front of his girlfriend
Just saw a girl I banged wearing a pro life shirt downtown. Not sure where to start with that.
Consume your own penis you ugly freak.
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