Haven't eaten in 11 hrs. I am gonna have so much material to talk about with anorexic girls now
Seriously, I'm delusional. Idk how these models even walk on the runway
I JUST WOKE UP ON A TRAIN
I SHUDNT B ON A TRAIN
she kept checking the clock when she was giving me head and at midnight she said she had to stop because she cant eat meat on fridays is that bitch serious
I have seen more male genitalia at this party tonight than I ever want to see again in my entire life.
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I woke up covered in blue paint and my knee bleeding, when I went to return the shopping cart the guy in the elevator laughed hysterically. I'm having a good morning.
I am trying to figure out how to tell this kid i have a boyfriend in a way that still allows me to smoke free weed
They should have to wear some identification that warns you to stay away. Like one of those cones dogs wear to keep them from biting stitches. CONE OF SHAME.
Fuck I am starving. I don't think I've eaten in the past two days.
You didnt need to. Gin is like eggs, its a perfectly nutrionally balanced meal.
You better be Eskimo Brother-ing the FUCK out of tonight right now. Long distance 'balls deep' high five
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Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
I woke up at 4 am to a guy curled up in the fetal position sobbing in our front yard. Oh college.
He carried around a bottle of jäger the whole night and when everyone thought the cops came, he started doing push ups in the middle of the floor cause he said it calmed him down.
Does your Fitbit monitor your liver failure?
As I took my shirt off he commented on how great my boobs where. I responded with "thanks, I grew them myself"
We peed on a building I think...like a building in downtown...not out of view of anyone.
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