The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
I just found 17 dollars of saltine crackers in my room. confused incredibly. suprised not at all.
Ah shit... I sleep-ate chocolate pudding again.
I thought I would take a shower to wake me up but now I'm naked wet and stoned laying on my bed instead of just stoned laying on my bed
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they superglued a cigarette to my fingers...i think I need to quit smoking.
Seriously! We need to take her a thank you note or something. She puts up with the drugs and the extremely loud sex. She deserves a thank you card.
I slept with him that night and I'm not sure if my lack of enthusiasm was obvious but I found him eating ice cream in the bathtub the next morning. Mom will be so proud.
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
I woke up in my own bed clutching a key to a Ramada in another state.
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Something like that. Healthy diet of beer, ranch sunflower seeds and sex keeps me young.
I just wanna get drunk in a castle. Is that so much to ask?
time to play the game of how much Christmas shopping I can get done before these shrooms kick in
Just as an add on, don't expect me to wear matching bra and underwear. If I do, I'm probably drunk and it's your fucking birthday. Have a great night.
I might be a bit late, couldn't find my pants and had to go to the police station. Unrelated
I’ve jerked off three times and taken five shits already today. Being hung over in your 40’s is a fucking roller coaster.
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