you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
I wanna get FUCKED up and fail the piss test at my eval so they send me to detox and give me suboxone... Is that bad?
how drunk are you?
What does that even mean anymore?
We're upstairs smoking....the password is pineapple
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I need to figure out what I wanna do with my life.
There are margaritas in the freezer still.
This hotel is not contributing to my sobriety, they have 4 kinds of free wine and beer.
Pretty sure that drunken football on the back porch with 6 guys with a champagne bottle was a bad idea....
Why do I have flashes of a dark shed in my memory?
Because we had sex in one.
Wow, im gonna be a great doctor..."hi let me save your life but first check out this pic of me deep throating a handle of grey goose"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
What guy invites over a booty call, gets all naked and then when the real fun begins and a condom is needed, claims to not have one? And wears socks THE entire time?
We had sex and he ended up in the hospital... don't know if I should be worried or proud.
I may be a feminist, but I am not above using my body to distract you if it means I might beat you in a game of scrabble.
We used to bone, but now she's my life coach.
These business classes have improved my drug business ten fold
MY DINNER LAST NIGHT CONSISTED OF SEMEN AND A PROTEIN SHAKE... MY TRAINER WOULD BE PROUD I DIDN'T HAVE CARBS!
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