gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
I'm at the bar and I just saw some unnecessary and accidental cooter...sometimes I think girls need a license to go out pantyless in public.
During sex he wiggled his hips and said "I'm turning the ice cream" Deal breaker?
What happened to "I wouldnt even touch her with a ten foot pole"?
Her vagina devoured it.
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Why is your name on a gluestick in a plastic baggy stuck to my door?
The chick got into the cab with us and said we have 3 chances to guess what she just stuck up her ass. Hello to you to!
I think that's mostly how we became friends.
Well that, and your desire to put your penis in me.
To give you an idea, there's a group upstairs trying to break down a door with their fists and heads.
I have the WORST cramps EVER. I think this is gods way of saying 'you're welcome, last warning. stop being a slut.'
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I literally just want someone to fuck me and buy me cheeseburgers. I don't even want a relationship at this point. Just a chew toy and some food.
If you're not my stylist, having sex with me, or agreeing to have sex with me don't fucking touch my hair.
ugffhh I have work in 4 hours and have recieved zero sleep, seeing that I'm trapped in the arms of a snoring bear man. can't. breathe. lost in the forestry of his chest hair.
We could have fun in a cardboard box. Think of the damage we could do at an amusement park!
It'd be good to change things up a bit, right now the only public service I'm doing from my apt is hanging out in my underwear with the lights on.
It’s amazing such a big dick belongs to such a boring guy
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