Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
If you could channel this insane talent for stalking you'd be a great weapon for this country. If you had a crush on Bin Ladin, guaranteed he'd be found, monitered and tagged within five days.
the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
you asked the guy at 7-11 if he remembered when you came in and threw news paper every where... then you did it again
Just found the book "How to Stay Christian in College" on my roommates desk. At a loss for words...
You were in the corner dancing by yourself yelling "I look good", when really you looked ridiculous and drunk
True Life: I hate vaginal excretions
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
I would say a second date is not looking likely, I acciedentally bit his penis. it's still bleeding 43 minutes later.
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
Well, my mom brought up me being vague about losing my license and she gave me the intervention look. so i left before they could bring out their heartfelt letters...
Well watching will be involved...it'll just most likely be of me licking your penis instead of me trying to understand how Hans Solo goes up against the Galactic Empire...
So unmotivated today.
Who am I kidding. So unmotivated this decade.
Between his smile and monumental dick even the virgin mary woulda blown that man and I am far from the virgin. I didn't stand a chance.
You know your late night booty call was a huge fail when you go back to your car after it's over, and it's still warm.
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