I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
Dude michael jackson died, guess he's not 'stayin aliveee' any longer.
Uh dude that wasn't a michael jackson song it was the BGs
Now would be a great time to stop wondering " Who let the dogs out" and go to sleep
I JUST WANT TO WATCH PORN BUT THE CAT IS JUST SITTING HERE LICKING HIS BALLS. I CAN'T DO IT.
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once you have herpes you dont really care what goes in your mouth anymore.
Freshman Move In Day, its like Christmas in August.
Dude, how the hell did you become an RA?
That's not how these arrangements work. You don't buy each other stuff unless you break a sex toy. End of story.
Is being in jail an excusable absence?
We put a ban on pants at an unusually early point in the night.
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Is it a coincidence that the reminder on my phone to take my birth control is "I'm ready to party" from Bridesmaids?
so the kid in line in front of me at walmart just bought roses and a Plan B pill. Happy Valentines Day.
You are the only person I know who has a fierce hatred for a five year old. Not even five year olds in general, yours is very specific
So, if you eat too many protein bars, you will shit your pants. This I learnt today..... at work.
If you hear death cries, thats me singing. Just let me be.
At 10 PM you were shit faced in the kitchen makin nachos... Naked. I wasn't sure what to do besides walk away...
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