Well I'm going to a gay club in my banana suit. You should come. My bro is going as a pirate. I don't know if there's a theme.
chick im bringing home just asked our cab driver if she could do a line off his turban. i think im in love - or trouble.
Hi, I just found this phone under my seat at a brewers game and seeing as you're entered in as 'fillllatio' I figured I'd ask you if you know the illiterate ass who owns this phone. Thanks :)
I'm about to enter vancouver's biggest liquor store. I feel like I should sent you a "wish you were here" postcard.
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He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
Look you found him on craigslist. You should be happy that he at least HAS a normal looking dick.
I'm about to fuck a girl in an old school Tony Kukoc Bulls jersey. About to earn my third championship ring in sex
Come now. I'm bloody but I'll give you the best fuck of your life.
he pissed the bed, like I literally woke up and he was pissing right beside me. With the electric blanket he's lucky he didn't get electrocuted
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I need an office. I have big plans. I'm learning spanish this month.
I just wanna get drunk and watch Tarzan with you is that to much to ask?!?
I have a cat for love and a booty call for sex. What else could I need?
I needed to pee, so I climbed out his window
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
Fucking a younger guy is now a game of odds. The chance that he gives me corona virus is outweighed by the evening of orgasms I know he’ll give me.
Randomize