No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
I fed the cats at 7 am, made her eggs, gave her oral, and now I'm helping her clean and baking her brownies. Cosmos got nothing on me.
I hope he didn't notice that my shirt was inside out when I told him I didn't have sex with the guy. Kind of a dead giveaway.
I think I will be cutting those pills in half...Jesus just tried to sell me a toothbrush.
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I refrained from asking a guy what he spilled on his dick because it smelled good. Morals.
It's called being normal.
Matt says that there are strip club auditions in our living room and he'd like you to audition.
you ate the make a wish sign. Like actually chewed on it. It was our solution to going outside when the cops were there
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
Sorry, fell into some ass. Call you tomorrow.
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Pagan metal show. There is a folk dance happening in the mosh pit. Also, I have no idea where we are.
Don't let me publish my memoir unless "hurt my ankle drunk irish dancing" is at least the title of a chapter because that is really the whole story of my life.
But seriously I might need help getting spray paint off of my body.... But don't worry about the penis I scrubbed him already
So what you're saying is that The Magic Kingdom is ruining our plans to get laid?
I went to BBQ fest on Wednesday and came home wearing a different shirt, so I think I did some good damage.
We won like $80 last night at the casino, so if we get the Plan B we still have enough to get your basic bitch latte from Dunkin. Calm down.
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